You've found yourself a new guy! Good going! So, anyway, he's the man of your dreams. Short. Fairly weak. Fat. A satyr. His name, by the way, is Phil! (Hey, it could happen. It's my story!) Anyway, you marry Phil just before he gets a new person to train...this Wonder Boy named Herc. You find yourself attracted to Herc...Can we say "Melrose Place"?

THE END!