Top Ten Signs Hades is Nuts
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10.  runs around in bad sunglasses saying he's the King of Soul
 9.  letting a hot girl like Meg go
 8.  after working on "Hercules" is now working on Disney's Tron II
 7.  starts working as a gasoline truck driver
 6.  rents Tron
 5.  buys "Urcle's" soul
 4.  gives immortality to Bob Dole
 3.  eats the red ones last
 2.  letting a hot girl like Meg go
 1.  signs up for Herc II "the wrath of Meg and the 45 mins. of
mindlessly  beating Hades with 28 golf clubs"


-Troy